Tuesday, May 15, 2007

My Birthday Cometh!

Hear ye! Hear ye! On Thursday, May 17 is my birthday!!! I will be 2! That means that in human years I have already surpassed my bar mitzvah. What a relief that Mom and Dad didn't make me read the torah in synagogue - I don't think I could have pulled that off!

Mom came home late tonite and she was clutching a Petsmart bag when she walked in the door. I just know she went shopping for my birthday!! I tried to help her with her package but she told me it was not something for me. Yeah right Mom - I have a powerful sniffer and I smelled DINGOs and liver treats and toys!!! I might be almost 2 only but I wasn't born yesterday!

Today is the democratic election for Mayor of Philadelphia. Dad went off after our walk this morning to vote - poor Mom is not a citizen yet, so she gets no vote. She is pissed as she thinks a permanent resident implies you ain't leaving...so give me the vote!! Anyway...everyone else has endorsed candidates, so because my blog is so well read, and because I am a citizen albeit with out the right to vote, I am going to formally announce my endorsement. I, Axel G Chocholoza hereby endorse Tom Knox, for the very salient reason that his name rhymes with FOX and that is good enough for ME!

AGC

5 comments:

Koobuss Shiksa Petrosky IV said...

Good reasoning, Axel. You are on the ball. I can't think of a better reason to vote for somebody. If the voters all thought like you, maybe we would have better winners.

You will be 2 years old on the 17th? Boy, are you old. I still have half a year to go before I'm even 1. I've heard that bar mitzvahs are a lot of fun.

Thanks for the advice about breaking out of prison. But woodchucks don't chew wood, unfortunately. Beavers chew wood, and we don't have any of those in this neighborhood.

Your pal,
Koobie (I'm still in prison.)

Maggie said...

Hey, one more day to go till your birthday! I hope you get lots of pressies and treats for your big day!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Gus said...

Hey Axel! You're getting to the terrible twos! Congratulations. And, from a three year old. Many muzzers think that under the bed is a good place to hide doggy presents. It is worth the time to check it out.

Jackson said...

Hey Axel, Hope you're having a very Happy Birthday! J x

Life with Ozzy said...

Axel,
Today is officially your 2nd birthday which makes me 18 months old. Happy Birthday my friend! I hope it is a great day and you had loads and loads of fun, presents, and cake or ice cream or treats. Hey whatever you get special. Which for me is Peanut Butter Ice Cream.

Wirey birthday hugs,
Ozzy