I was thinking today what a relief it is to not have to have CNN on all day blaring about war and death in the Middle East. I think the humans finally stopped fighting, so CNN moved onto the next story.
Last night however Mom was flipping channels and landed on CNN just in time to see this creepy looking man drinking champagne and eating fried shrimp while on a fancy plane from Thailand to America. I thought Mom was having a seizure because suddenly she started gesturing wildly at the TV and making strange gutteral noises...she muttered something about "Peedophiles" and "throw them to the sharks"...Frankly I didn't know what was going on. I think the man on the plane was the Peedophile and Mom was upset at his royal treatment.
I can see Mom's point. I enjoy peeing too, but when I do it inside I get chastised -I don't get offered treats! And here is this man Karr, a self confessed peedophile, who probably peed all over the plane, and he gets rewarded for it! What am I missing here? I don't think I got the whole story.
Sometimes it is so hard to be a dog.
AGC
10 years ago