Today I came when called.
I never pulled on my leash.
I remained spotlessly clean after my run in the park.
I ate NO condoms or anything else for that matter.
I didn't beg.
I didn't jump up on Mom or Dad while they were eating their pizza.
I never stole anyone's ball at the dogrun.
I ignored all paper napkins, toiletpaper etc - didn't feel like ripping them.
I ate my treats over my bowl. I did not bury them in the sofa.
I didn't bark despite not having my bark collar on.