Monday, August 21, 2006

Pee on a Plane?
(With Apologies to Snakes on a Plane)

I was thinking today what a relief it is to not have to have CNN on all day blaring about war and death in the Middle East. I think the humans finally stopped fighting, so CNN moved onto the next story.

Last night however Mom was flipping channels and landed on CNN just in time to see this creepy looking man drinking champagne and eating fried shrimp while on a fancy plane from Thailand to America. I thought Mom was having a seizure because suddenly she started gesturing wildly at the TV and making strange gutteral noises...she muttered something about "Peedophiles" and "throw them to the sharks"...Frankly I didn't know what was going on. I think the man on the plane was the Peedophile and Mom was upset at his royal treatment.

I can see Mom's point. I enjoy peeing too, but when I do it inside I get chastised -I don't get offered treats! And here is this man Karr, a self confessed peedophile, who probably peed all over the plane, and he gets rewarded for it! What am I missing here? I don't think I got the whole story.

Sometimes it is so hard to be a dog.



Sammy said...

I understand your thoughts on this...and sometimes humans are just plain hard to understand, don't you think?


pippin in NY said...

Oh Axel! My mommy also was muttering about the peedophile! She was uttering things like:" why are they giving him champagne and shrimp? He confessed to it! And they're giving him goodies like he he's a hero! Are they crazy? geez!"

Anonymous said...

Dear Lover Boy Axel

My dad who is retired from the criminal justice system says that allowing this creep to drink champagne, is a strategy to get him relaxed so that he will profess more details about this horrific crime. Dad doesn't think that this crazy creep is the intruder that murdered that little girl 10 years ago.

What do you think?

Miss Amelia

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Yeah, my Mommy says he is just grabbing at his 15 minutes and they must know it if they had him on there with no handcuffs! She says he will write a book and get rich.

Bussie Kissies

Wiry Axel said...

I don't think he killed the child either...BUT given the botched investigation 10 years ago - I have to wonder why the prosecutors would risk their reputations again and bring this creep in if he DID NOT do it.

Wired for Mackie said...

I don't know if he did it or not...but he's a creepy peedophile nonetheleess and should be in jail. Ick!

Wiry Axel said...

Agreed Mackie, and if ever there was a case for neutering...then again, looks like he was already investigating that option for himself. Heh heh.

Mango & Party said...

Dear Axel,

the word "neuter" makes me jump. I am real worried cos I think my mum is planning on getting Mango and me "neutered" during the Christmas hols when she could take leave to look after us, but I cannot imagine holidays/life after.

Will life be good again?


Wiry worries,
Party (& Mango)