AGC: Mom is hogging my blog, again...MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Mom: Hello everyone (get down Ax!),
I just wanted to tell you that I will be going to South Africa tomorrow to see my family - Ax will be staying home with his Daddy. I'm not sure if he will have computer access while I'm away...
AGC: "What? No way!!!"
Mom: Sorry Ax...but it is just so. I promise to bring you a big piece of South African biltong (beef jerky SA style - incomparable to American beef jerky) to make up for it. How does that sound?
AGC: Hang on, I have to google biltong to see if it is a fair bargain....Well, after looking at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltong - you got yourself a deal Mom. That looks yummy!
Mom: I do need to add one word of caution Axie Pax. For some reason it is illegal to bring biltong into the United States, so your Mother will have to smuggle it in. I'll gladly risk imprisonment so you can get your snack...but if you can send word to those airport dog sniffing beagles...that would be wise.
AGC: I'll see what I can do! Have a good trip Mom, we sure will miss you.
Mom: And I will miss you every day too Axie Pax. Be a good boy and look after Daddy.
10 years ago
5 comments:
Hey Ax,you doing ok there with Dad? Lots of beer,late nights and gambling? Yeah? Then I'mon my way over.
Won't tell MOM. HOpe she is having a great time with her family and manages to smuggle loads of the tasty looking biltong back for you...mmmmmmmmmm.
Wirywags, ERic x
Axel...came to check up on ya...you doin' ok with ur Dad? Watchin' those Phillies?
Hope ur mom has a great trip and she manages to smuggle in buckets of that bong er tong stuff for ya!!!!!
Love ya, Man...
Scruffy
Hey Axel, hope you've been having fun while your mum is away! J x
Hey Ax-
We know your Mom is back. Did she bring that biltong back with her? Is that why you have been missing...too much biltong? You could have shared, you know!
Your California buddies,
Bigfoot Fletch & Maxie T
Hope ya pawty hardy, we would! We would watch Animal Planet, Space and Discovery Channels. Order Pizza and make Beer/ginger ales. Drop by to see us sometime, we are really that scary, hehehe
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