Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Name and Shame


I have decided to defy my Mommy a little. This after consultation with many of my wirey pals who all want to know which groomer ruined my coat and treated us so poorly. They want to know so they don't make the same mistake. So, I, Axel G Chocholoza, believe it is time to name the culprit - but by doing so I want to emphasize that I hold nothing against the company in general and fully support the charitable work they do for animals. I am only naming and shaming their grooming salon in South Philadelphia.

The place I got my botched haircut is PETSMART on Passayunk. Above left you can see a photo of my throat taken a few days ago. They shaved me so close (and look at the hair they left behind, I look so stupid), I am suffering from a terrible bout of itchiness and I can't help scratching myself till I bleed. My neck is one area, I also have a gash above my eye and on my one leg. Mom keeps dabbing me with "hot spots" liquid, but I just need to scratch all the time. So is it not just that the culprit finally gets named on my famous blog?

A company of that size and reputation should have done a lot more for us than offer us a refund or 3 free haircuts in their horrid grooming salon.

AGC

5 comments:

Agatha and Archie said...

Dearest Axel,We are very proud of you.What chutzpah,imagine offering you 3 HAIRCUTS!!!!!!!!! My PL said that our predecessor had very bad skin problems that they treated with Aveeno baths. It helped stop the itching. PL also said to tell you that if you get Aveeno bath packets instead of using one use 2 packets in the bath tub and then soak you in it( like taking a bath) it should help the itchies.Should you need us for back up with ,call us...we're yours.Your Pals,Agatha+Archie

Asta said...

Dear sweet Axel
I'm so sowwy your suffewing...those jewks!!!
sometimes putting gold bond powder helps itchys too.
Get well soon
I tagged you, [leez come look at my site
smoochie kisses
Asta

Gus said...

Oh yeah man, you are right. That was a terrible thing they did to you! Even when I was nekkid, I wasn't that scratchy. We think naming the culprit was just and fair, and that is my dad's area of specialty (philosophically at least) so we oughta know!

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey pal, oooooh, looks mighty itchy! Hope it feels better soon. Jx

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Axel,

I'd be afwaid to go back there for another hawecut let alone thwee! Take the money and run, pal!

xxx Asta down under