Monday, January 23, 2006

A Mother's Revenge!

I interrupt this blog with a message from Axel's Mother. Axel will probably be super pissed off that I hacked into his blog account and stole his password, but quite frankly, I don't give a hoot.
Axel cannot blog today because he is being punished for being a very naughty boy! The litany of charges against him list as follows:

1. Chewed Mother's cellphone - broke off and ate antenna, and left a litany of teeth marks all over the phone. See evidence below.

2. Barked from 11PM-1AM while Mom and Dad were trying to sleep

3. Jumped onto the coffee table at least 5 times in one evening, each time making an attempt to grab object thereon including napkins, glass of Coke, Coke bottle and mobile home phone.

4. Table surfed repeatedly - each time stealing something including Dad's Capital One bill, gloves, hat, Mom's wallet etc...

5. Tried to bury bone in Dad's back while he was trying to catch up on sleep as a result of charge listed in #2.

As no amounts of yelling, spanking, threatening with crating, squirts from the water pistol, begging and pleading have gotten through to our wiry guy - we have to resort to extreme means like this -- wire fox grounding and denial of access to computer.

There is no telling what the incorrigible hound will do to us when he discovers that I have hacked into his blog - either report me to Amnesty International with allegations or cruel or unusual punishment or devour some more precious objects around the house?

God Help Us!



Dean-O!! said...

Lighten up, ma! Midnight is the time to howl for us dogs. You should have realized by now that computer-savvy Axel is just a communication freak. He might even have been trying to call me! I got my own cellphone at an early age & still use it -- even though it does not squeak any more. As for the table-surfing...well, that is where you leave the most enticing goodies, so what do you expect from a little guy? Self-restraint? Dream on!
Wires rule!
(PS - Axel, try the head-cocking-side-to-side-quizzical-who me? Melts their hard, hard hearts everytime.)

Anonymous said...

Oh dear...

I wondered why Dad's phone was ringing late last night??!

Hey Love Boy Axel...chill out!

Miss Amelia

Ozzie said...

Hey Axel,
Those pesky cell phones are what is leading to shorter rough and tumble times for us wires. I am also on the cell phone abolition front. Having downed 2 of Dad's phones. Despite my best efforts, the second one remained operational and was still in use two months later (chewed case, bare antenna, and all). Good luck in your future endeavors.
Champion the Cause!

Sara Beth said...

Sweet Tea was so frightened and submissive when she first came to live with us that we were actually glad when she ate the TV remote. We were so happy she was finally gaining some self-confidence.

Agatha and Archie said...

Axel,Way to go!! We don't think you are naughty at all. Today Archie tore up a whole role of paper towels and ripped apart one of his beds, and Agatha peed on the kitchen floor . We think you are going to have to change you acess code to your blog so your Mum can't get in!Imagine,denied acess to your own blog!!!!!!!!!!!!Love, your maniac pals Archie and Agatha

Wiry Axel said...

Thanks Fans!
We rule!


Pippin said...

I remember tearing up the place after my "visit to the vet"---never did find my missing pieces. looked high and low. Under the sofa, in the cabinets, in the shrubs. I even explored the fish pond! I still think they might be on the top of the bookcase- I can't jump THAT high.
If you find yours- tell me!