Friday, December 15, 2006

Dirty Dog

I'm a dirty, dirty dog. I look like a scruff muffin. Later, I am going to get groomed, so stick around for the AFTER photo...



I see I got tagged by Gus to tell you 3 things I want for Hanukkah and 3 things I really don't want:

I want...

1. End to puppy mills, animal abuse and homeless dogs (my philanthropic wish)
2. A Dingo chew the size of the Empire State Building (though how will it fit in my house?) (My greedy wish)
3. A new house big enough to accommodate #2, with a big yard and no horrible nameless neighbor who complains about my barking. (My greatest wish!)

What I really don't want:
1. More visits from Animal Control or the Police for falsely alleging I bark too much
2. Days alone at home. I hate being alone.
3. Regular baths!

AGC

3 comments:

Life with Ozzy said...

Hey Ax,
Love your wishes for Hannukah. Happy Hannukah by the way.
Mom says she appologizes if she told me how to wish it wrong.
Take care my friend.
wirey hugs,
Ozzy

Anonymous said...

I suggested to your mother that she give you coal in your stocking.

Bogart H. Devil said...

You are such a cute scruff muffin!!!!!!

Love,
Bogart